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Jul
  • Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
  • Mother: You love me?!
  • Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
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Jul

schizoauthoress:

Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.

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Jul
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Jul

heroesofolympusandstuff:

demonicdemigods:

olympiandemigods:

demigodsandbarbecue:

always reblog

always

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE NOT IN THE FANDOM THIS IS FUNNY SHIT.

Batman sooo is a minor god! XD

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Jul

lulabo:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

How could you not post a link to the vid? [x] (via renisanz

AND

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AND

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Jul

yourfriendlycatholicconvert:

iheartbeingacatholic:

the-militant-catholic:

horsefeathersandhedgepigs:

thatcatholicgentleman:

thatonecatholickid:

Saint Anthony didn’t find us a future.

Saint Anne says you’re not my man. 

St. Jude gave up on this relationship.

Saint Augustine says we’ve cracked.

St Therese  says ‘roses are red, violets are blue….these roses are dead, so me and you are through #MyConfirmationSaint

St. Teresa says my interior castle isn’t big enough for both of us.

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Jul

Here’s a basic rule: if you’re reading or watching a Shakespeare play, and you’re not imagining the actors standing in front of a mosh pit of jeering Londoners waiting to throw vegetables at the stage, you’re doing it wrong.

Shakespeare might have written the best works in the English language, or given us profound insight into the nature of humanity, or whatever — but his works wouldn’t have survived to our day if he hadn’t been popular when he was alive, and he wouldn’t have been popular when he was alive if he hadn’t been able to please the crowd. And that includes a lot of dirty jokes. A lot.

Sometimes in incredibly inappropriate places. We’re here to rescue a few of those for you, and retroactively embarrass the heck out of your fourteen-year-old self, who had to stand up in English class and read things that, in retrospect, are absolutely filthy.

This isn’t about the stuff that always does crack fourteen-year-olds up in English class, but is totally innocent: the “bring me my long sword, ho!” sort of thing.

But the kids who lose it every time the word “ho” is uttered are closer to the spirit of Shakespeare than the teacher who demands they treat the words like museum pieces.

Sure, it would be awkward for teachers to explain the Elizabethan double entendres to their students — but pretending they don’t exist makes Shakespeare seem unnecessarily stuffy and difficult.

So we’re going to start with the most obvious innuendoes, and move on to some seriously advanced sex punnery that is probably going to blow your mind.

Reading Shakespeare without the sex jokes is the real tragedy. (via newsweek)

some seriously advanced sex punnery that is probably going to blow your mind.

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Jul
sydwiki:

some little elephants.

sydwiki:

some little elephants.

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Jul

ucanhavemysoup:

ladybols:

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

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THAT WAS NO ALIEN THEY FOUND— THAT WAS A FUCKING HOUSE ELF.

Roosevelt School of Magic and Sorcery.

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Jul
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